Military robot can jump over 25 foot walls 0

Military robot can jump over 25 foot walls

I guess while you were busy scratching your balls on the couch and laughing at all the non-jokes from the Big Bang Theory, Skynet has been busy with the creation of its future army of kickass robot warriors.


That thing you just saw is called the Precision Urban Hopper, and is made by the French. Of course, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT SKYNET WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE. I mean, does anybody really believe that the French army is capable of bolstering the tools of their nation’s army? If that was really made by the French, it would be called the Precision Urban Surrenderer. No, that’s definitely Skynet’s future soldier, right there.

For now, it’s only useful for spying over walls, so the description is just “Military robot can jump over 25 foot walls”, but sleep a few more winks and you’ll see the description changed to “Military robot can jump over 25 foot walls and shoot flesh-melting rockets at nearby humans, especially ones named John Connor.”