Japan Gets Fist of the North Star Branded Condoms 0

Japan Gets Fist of the North Star Branded Condoms

I was originally going to try and make jokes about Fuji Latex’s new “Just Fit” condoms branded with Fist of the North Star characters, but I don’t think it’s necessary. If you are already familiar with Shonen Jump’s classic Fist of the North Star series, you already find the idea of contraceptives inspired by history’s deadliest assassination art inherently funny.

Another odd thing about the condoms is that their sizes are based on the Hokuto brothers, with the Saintly Toki representing Regular, while main protagonist Kenshiro is Free/Medium. Of course, the despotic ruler and all-around King of Fist Raoh is designated as Extra Large.

In case you’re wondering why there’s no small, it’s because nobody wants their ego to be hurt by their prophylactics.

If you want to try it out for yourself (I suggest wearing one and going ATATATATATATA! really really fast), you can order from this site: